Equipment Kidnapping

Stealing customer’s equipment is really important for every evil corporation, for this we provide equipment stealing as a service to our best customers like Cogent Communications. And also we steal equipment from our bankrupted customers.

Our really rude ex convicted guards will prevent equipment owners for claiming stolen hardware back.

Of course this service will impact the entire office building, as everything going out will be scanned by our guards to prevent any authorized personnel to help victim to recover his hardware.

Not only everything going out is scanned, we also ask a really rude questionnaire to every new person accessing our building at 200 SE 1st St.

At the end we attach the Cogent procedures at our building, we are now kidnapping Host Engine equipments and hardware will stay inside our evil building for ever as a price for Dean Alvarez, the ex convicted Cogent Communications manager.

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