Lion Contracts

Lion contracts are the key of success for any evil company. What is this? It's pretty simple and exiting.
A lion contract consist in three points, the first one placing a long term, 3-5 years, second point its an expensive price and last point are the lion clauses that makes it even better.
Now let's focus on the clauses, we always place them at the end when customer is tired of reading the stupid clauses at the beginning, so now lets rock.
We begin enforcing the term, for example if victim signed for a 5 year term, we force to pay in advanced all unused term if he cancels, but the best part comes now, we place an acceptable use policy with stupid premises and add to the clause that we reserve the right of terminating the contract with no previous advise if customers breaks the acceptable user policies or by any other reason; Finishing with the killing clause: If we terminate the contract has the same effect as if the customer cancelled the contract.

Scam process

After the victim uses the service some months, we just terminate the contract with a stupid reason and with no previous warning and no right to appeal, then all the remaining term of the contract is due immediately as our clause says that if we terminate the contract is the same as if customer asked the termination. Customer will have to pay 5 years in advance for an expensive leasing expense that of course he wont be able to pay, so we send the debt to a collection agency that will collect customer's pants, and everything collectible. Literally we bankrupted our customer and stole all his assets LEGALLY, this is USA.

Make it even better

To make it better, we first send the customer a contract with no lion clauses to review and sign, then in a rush we tell the customer we make a mistake on the contract. We print a new one including the lion clauses on it without letting victim know whets is going on; He will sign with a smile on his face looking at Karina’s eyes.

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